A van that suspiciously looks like the one owned by the local pizzeria would violently park nearby. Emerald bursts out of the vehicle. " Give me back my beloved, you 𝙨𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝙘𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙣 ! "

you're a real g

just marry me

" Welcoming committee ? ! I'm the 𝙪𝙣-𝙬𝙚𝙡𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙜 committee ! ! " Pointing a finger at him.

I want it to be hollow so i can burst out naked from the inside

" 𝙉 𝙊 ! " Dramatic pose. " That is my ship, and she misses me. Give it back ! ! "

" How could you possibly understand how she feels ? ! "

Okay, but don't forget the salami snacks

" That could never happen ! What we have is 𝙨𝙥𝙚𝙘𝙞𝙖𝙡 ! " Striking another dramatic pose.

Bites ➜ kiki ☕︎

" Life on Earth is 𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙉𝙂 ! Give me planets to conquer 💢! "

The person reading this is cringe

I'm cringe? You're cringe you only have an eye

I take it back my diamond 😔

Yeah, but I was the one that made it fashion first.

" Where's my 𝙂𝙄𝙁𝙏𝙎 ? ! "

YOU CAN'T

Trade offer. I receive: my spaceship You get: my most genuine gratitude