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So glad August is done! Had an accident which sent me by ambulance to the ER (for just a few stitches) and have had 2 ugly infections that were antibiotic resistant, still battling a bacterial infection in bloodstream. I'm over it (j is the health drama winner tho')!

Whenever I have a Dr appt, I plan my outfit around my shoes, carefully considering which ones will add the least amount of weight when I step on the scale.

Hi everyone! Meet Kuma, she is a Teddy Bear Pomeranian 😍

I'm elated to have contributed a bonus video essay to this release of THE SKELETON KEY. Order a copy to hear me wax on about Southern Gothic, hoodoo, plantation horror, the symbolism of swamps, and a lot more. viavision.com.au/shop/the-skele…

So lovely. So perfect.

Donald Trump is warning America that “Cognitively impaired” Biden will lead us into “World War Two” if re-elected. You can’t make this shit up. 😂

In keeping with a Halloween theme— This candy corn is evil.

Have a new bath mat which is totally useless. It doesn't adhere to the tub. In fact, it floats in the water, making a shower part surfing and part magic carpet ride.

Hum a few bars?

Happy 99th birthday, President Carter! You’ve inspired so many people around the world with your leadership, character, and commitment to service. Michelle and I hope you have a wonderful birthday and send our best wishes to you and Rosalynn.

#YR Nikki's "Clown Goes to the Disco" blue pants! LOL

When you were all ready to pitch your book like mad during #PitDark today, but you were offered representation by an agent yesterday! 😮😮😮

Bill Clinton banned assault weapons in 1994; mass shootings dropped by 43%. George W. Bush and the GOP let the assault weapons ban expire in 2004; mass shootings increased by 245%. These numbers tell the whole story.

I think all live shows should have 1-877-KARS-4-KIDS as their encore song. A real crowd pleaser.

It’s the Saturday after Thanksgiving WSJ reporter Evan Gershkovich was detained by the Russian FSB on March 29, 2023. 241 days ago. His crime was practicing journalism in Russia. Sending strength to his friends, family, and colleagues today. #IStandWithEvan

"Couple on a couch" 😂😂😂

I would like to boycott men who are upset at successful women having fun and enjoying their lives

The Pope is just back from the vet

I hope whoever Trump picks for his VP running mate thinks long and hard about the fact that he approved of the hanging of his last pick.