Participation trophy with no participation. Dreadful. Embarrassing. Ridiculous.

Ming and Aoki are 25 and 23, respectfully. Your kids don't like you.

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So why do vegans spend so much time trying to get leaves and twigs to taste like steak?

It's funny to me to see the world realize that Chevy Chase is an asshole.

The confederacy wasn't punished enough. That's what I blame for this shit.

Fuck both of these stretched out bitches.

#ariesqueen

I know Curtis ol cheating ass ain't talking about marriage #Married2Med

A couple republican congressmen.

Ronald Reagan got rid of all the mental institutions in California when he was governor. Also, I can't believe I have to daft check the president of the united State

Bubba said ru up and get done up. I know that's right!

Kombucha

Voter ID is a poll tax. #SaveAmericaAct

The fuck outta there.

The issue I have with people like this is the fact that she doesn't eat without these shitty takes. When you meld your lively hood to doom scrolling, people stop listening. Read the room, Blakeley.

This app is ass now. None of my tweets are going through.

This is what one would call playing the long game.

You can never make me hate Toya Bush-Harris. Not now. Not ever. #married2med

I would end up in jail for 47 years minimum if a man w a pink dick had the nerve to cheat on me.