the presidential debate:

Having guy friends is so humbling

LeBron leading his army to battle (2024)

Las Flores que quiero

my face when somebody touches me while talking to me

dear diary, today i was angry because i woke up early and i was still sleepy:

Me when I see something cute but expensive

very demure very mindf-

when everybody sees you waIk in and they say “oh thank god you’re here”

feeling like this

My hot pocket looking at me in the microwave at 2:45 AM

Me when I ask my nigga a question & he still lying in my face😂

Zestiest injury of all time ?

me to the mf behind me in mario kart

Did a lot of dumb shit in my life. Never bought a McRib tho

I CANNOT FUCK w/ people who do NOT understand it's the PRINCIPLE of things. It's not what you did. It's how you did it

This trade a wake up call bruh, yo bitch can get took

imagine hating on me and I'm in my room doing this: