Look, the best we can do is a pizza emoji for a retweet.

🚨 WOLVES GIVEAWAY ALERT 🚨 (Read picture on how to enter)

TURN IT UP!

PLAY IT AGAIN! PLAY IT AGAIN!

Here's my #ProgrumPassword Invitational Bracket! Common and Rosie's old people words can only take them so far @BMileskiKFAN

the greatest 2-yard run in history, Marion Barber RIP ❤️🙏

Excited to share I’ve joined UW-Eau Claire Men’s Soccer as an Assistant Coach! Extremely grateful to Casey Holm for the opportunity + can’t wait to get started helping the players, staff, + everyone involved continue to build the foundation and culture that has already proven to be successful

WOLVES GIVE AWAY ALERT 🚨 Giving out two lower level tickets for tonight’s home game against the Spurs. 🎟 🐺 HOW TO ENTER: - Must be following me - Retweet this - Tag your plus 1

ALL RISE FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM Golden State Warriors

Excuse me while I find all the Naz Reid related tweets #WolvesBack

I think that tank deserves a fine for being in the bike lane... cc Dan Barreiro Tasteless Box of Mashed Potatoes

The Never Use Alone hotline exists so drug users can call if they are using by themselves. Someone will stay on the line in case they overdose. We hear the recording of one such call, and everything that followed. bit.ly/48acv3w

Cc Dan Barreiro

🚨 WOLVES GIVE AWAY ALERT 🚨 Giving away 2 upper level tickets to this Saturday’s Wolves game. This is for the followers only! HOW TO ENTER: - Like & Retweet this post Winner chosen tomorrow at 2PM CT.

WOLVES VINTAGE GIVE AWAY Giving out a vintage throwback playoff towel from the western conference finals against the Kings way back in the day. HOW TO ENTER: - Must be following - Repost & Like Winner announced at conclusion of tonight’s Timberwolves game.

My favorite part about the sharp INCREASE in legalized sports betting is that it’s coming at the exact same time as a sharp DECREASE in transparent and accurate officiating in professional sports. Probably just a coincidence, though.

The first person ever to run the entire length of Africa. Mission complete🫡