Carol Vorderman Makes me want to go and get a new set of keys cut even though I don’t need them

I was today years old when I learned that Angela Raynor can sign. Absolutely brilliant.

Microsoft outage but Teams and Outlook are both fine is the adult version of snow that doesn’t settle enough for a school closure.

This is the first summer hols where is haven’t been flapping about ‘school uniform sales’, name labels and new lunchboxes 🙌🏼🙌🏼

“And here’s a routine I call Tracey’s Had A Few Vodkas”

#loveisblinduk does nobody use glasses anymore?? Why do they all drink from metal? It gives me the ick..

Scotland has detected no cases of cervical cancer in women born between 1988-1996 who were fully vaccinated against HPV between the ages of 12 and 13. statnews.com/2024/01/25/hpv…

Sobbing @ #tomhanks film #otto

This is a public service announcement- these are the comfiest and warmest wellies I have ever worn!! #earlybirthdaypresent #wellies #aigle #warmfeet

Home Bargains has donated £2.5m to keep child hospice Zoe's Place running. It is really hard to say anything good about big business but this is something.

Rebekah Vardy nominating Coleen for every trial #imaceleb

But goodness, I hope Chris is safe! Relatively low scores from the judges, but everyone knows that he’s the best, right? He needs the phone vote! I hope people will call in, because nobody in that line up is better than him. #voteChris

I like #TysonFury I think he has worked hard to change the opinions of some of ‘gypsies’ but #johnfury is every stereotype going and I don’t think it’s helping his son at all.

Stacey… When you’re back from Smithy’s wedding, give us a call #GavinAndStacey

Love the #pdc Love Luke Littler Love the £1m+ for Prostate Cancer UK (Love Michael Van Gerwen too!)

I normally hating seeing my fave actors in adverts but Sarah Lancashire in the Yorkshire Tea ad couldn’t be a better match!

£1668.60!!!! That’s how much you would pay to make this weekly #DoctorWho kit advertised on TV with an ‘amazing’ £1.99 first edition offer (followed by 139 at £11.99!) do people buy these???

Just me or have This Morning completely alienated the majority of their audience by doing a feature on cosmetic treatment ?

I just read this on Facebook: Someone asked "Why do many British people not like Donald Trump?" Nate White, an articulate and witty writer from England, wrote this magnificent response: 1/