why is the nightstand like three feet from the bed

🗣🗣 FUCK THIS

rock

A friend told me that hours after having the AZ jab, he awoke from uneasy dreams and found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic insect.

the bible has many very specific rules about what kind of animals you can eat or what clothes you can wear but I don't believe it ever says anything about abortion. it does, however, contain a song about how Jael is exalted above all other women for killing a guy with a tent peg

Am I crazy or is this describing an RV

what if wishes were fishes

Writing an op-ed about how I’m not mad

did… did war write this

Future Me: “Stop 9/11!” Past Me: “That already happened.” [I’m fading away] Future Me: “What?”

Getting roasted by my own taste in music #SpotifyWrapped

Rest In Power

No one has ever been as down bad as Jay Gatsby

Love the new cut of the AMC Nicole Kidman ad

Sports are bad, I’ve ALWAYS said this

“You think it matters what we want? All that counts is what THEY want! We're at the service of the public. It breaks my heart to see you go. They can smash this place to pieces for all I care! But the theater’s losing a good dancer. I thought you were one of us. If not, get out.”

Saw Jack Ruby shoot Lee Harvey Oswald in the Dallas Police Headquarters basement on November 24th, 1963

For the record, I don’t think Grimes is a class traitor because she grew up rich and then got more rich as a musician, so she didn’t betray anyone as much as she briefly stopped pretending to be poor