It turns out that they did not, in fact, fix the roof.

Yesterday I was swimming in crystal clear water in France and buying fruit I could touch. Todays it’s a rail replacement service homecoming and buying bananas in plastic bags.

Cleaned my AirPods with a piece of blue tac. Life changing.

As I have endlessly gone on about going on relaxing coach trips when I’m old my children have bought me a coach trip for my 60th. This can only mean one thing. I’m officially old. 👵

I’m loulouloves on the other place. Let me know if you’re there as I need to move out of here and would like to find my lovely tweeps. Sadly I think so many are lost now.

I thought I was ringing someone’s doorbell but it turned out to be a slug

I have codes for the other place? Who’s coming? It’s getting livelier over there. I need my tweeps.

The garden is peaking a little early this year. The lilac doesn’t usually bloom this early. My happy green spot. #nomow #lawnfree #nomowmay

I have discovered that I can revert this shitstorm of an app into something like it used to be, An extension to your browser and it makes it like the days of yore. With a little blue bird and everything. DM me as I don't want to get it banned.

Whole Earth Catalog fans: a nearly complete collection of the publication’s archive has been digitized and uploaded to the web for easy browsing. wholeearth.info

Dear Roger, thanks for showing us your caravan. It was really nice and I’d love to have bought it but your wife was a massive fucking racist.

🧵 about #class #privilege and #privateeducation. Watching the Olympic swimming last night and Clare Balding said something in such an incredulous tone which summed up the establishment perspective and how their experience differs. 1/

I was just thinking how mawkish and awful the 2024 Xmas John Lewis advert was. And it’s a fake. I fell for it.