Monday.....

Before the rain

Every table is taken in Costa apart from this one lol. I am sat outside rather than risk it.

Great news that we have had 38 donations to our appeal to raise the roof. We need more space to accommodate ever increasing numbers of guests. We’ve an ambitious target but are confident that together we can raise it. If you can donate, a pound or more please do.

POV: you're a zoo penguin about to be put down

In the 1980s, a Welsh farmer grew so fed up with RAF flying low over his house, he painted 'Piss Off Biggles' in giant letters on the roof of his barn. This prompted the RAF to use the barn as a navigational landmark, but flying higher to respect his wishes! Note Jaguar shadow!

Good morning NicNoc Historic Scots football club launches season ticket for DOGS in unique 'first for Scotland' share.google/0XYRBfK0utLTxd…

Women should not be anywhere near this fuckwit.

Good morning Dr Anna Cunningham 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

We rescued several Palm Swifts trapped after Hurricane Melissa. 🌪️ Here’s Iyana, a Life Sciences student, drying off some of the birds. 💚 Share your wildlife updates with RoostersWorldja 🇯🇲🕊️ #HurricaneMelissa #RoostersWorldja #WildlifeRescue #Jamaica

Throwback to when I discovered I was *really* allergic to cats...

Genuinely delighted for these pumpkin-headed strangers, look forward to their future anniversary photos.

She deserves better than this smarmy dickhead as a vp.

Admit it, you sometimes listen to strangers conversations and think to yourself, 'you are a stupid motherfucker'.

British soldiers interrupting a drag show to shoot Nazis (1940)

Can we take a moment to admire the Estonian National Opera car park barriers

I may or may not know some people who once accidentally dyed a family of ducks blue due to a run off into the river.

They wait.

Mae hi'n bwrw eira!