OH MY GOD. YOU SILLY SILLY GIRL. WHY WOULD HE WANT TO VOTE AGAIN IF HE WAS A TRAITOR #TheTraitors

Adult life is constantly saying to your friends let’s do something soon and suddenly 6 months have gone by

my friend: “ok, don’t make it obvious but look at the man sitting across the bar” me:

kids don’t care . they'll be like “ why you so ugly?” 😭 then do a cartwheel 🤸

i hated every second of highschool but i haven’t laughed like that in years😭😭😭😭

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This is absolutely accurate and it is true of EVERY WOMAN I KNOW OR EVER KNEW. And whether she’s told you about it or not, it’s true of every woman you know or ever knew as well. It’s true if your mother, your sister, your daughter, your colleague, your boss. EVERY ONE.

Dear diary, today i was angry because i woke up early and i was still sleepy:

i have lived a thousand lives since

Being a yapper is so funny sometimes, like what am i even saying

HANNAH MONTANA: 20TH ANNIVERSARY. 2026.

Actual footage of me when credits started to roll on A House of Dynamite