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Its the hottest day of the year..Its the MPA Summer party, kick off 1pm what could go wrong, if anyone needs me i'll be in the pool #HighBarn #Festival

Today is #NationalRelaxationDay so do whatever helps you to unwind. In fact, do whatever helps you to unwind everyday or as much as you possibly can. It isn’t selfish to care about yourself. It’s essential. All On The Board #MentalHealth #Health #Relax #YouMatter

My grandparents were named Pearl and Dean... But we called them grandma and grandpapapapapapapapapapapaa... #NationalTellAJokeDay #tellajokeday

It's been a long week 🙄 #TuesdayThoughts

Take all my money now... JazzySid 💙 jazzysid.bsky.social

🕷 You’ll be humming this alllllll day ! You’re welcome 🤣Visit London TfL Circle Line District Line James @piccadillystaff JonathanByrne ASHOK PARMAR All On The Board Russell Square @CoventGdnTube Rednex

This sounds more doable 😂 #MondayMotivation

Trust us, you need to be celebrating Galentine’s Day metro.co.uk/2016/02/11/why…

I ordered a waterproof @ 4pm Tuesday (before the NDD cut off), paid for NDD, its Thursday and nobody can tell me when it will arrive on Sports Direct SportsDirect.com CS live chats than a generic pre-written answer...not impressed!

From today we are offering a free off licence and food #homedelivery service from 12 midday until 9pm Monday to Saturday to the local areas of #windlesham #lightwater and #bagshot #surrey Please phone to place your orders. The full menu is on our website. #Isolation #covid19UK

Everyone after the past couple weeks of being at home.

cop: stop. what’s in the bag? u should only be buying essential supplies *i open bag full of tins of waitrose essentials artichoke hearts and flageolet beans* cop: you are free to go

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To summarise Boris’ speech #BorisSpeech #BorisHasFailed

As Micky Flanagan says “You can go out.. but don’t go Out OUT!!”

Post-covid festivals are going to be so strict aren’t they? I’m not gonna bother. If I can’t be mash up on benzo fury what even is the point of the Chelsea Flower Show???