Can I say something without everyone getting mad

Su!cide postponed

that would be the beautiful republic of turkey

Every time something traumatic happens to me I turn to the big man upstairs and ask “God, why do bad things happen to bad people?”

I love my city

Asked the staff and everyone said you were a regular.

Just left 3 jobs in two weeks and I start another one Monday. I swear to god I like filling out I-9 and direct deposit forms.

Sitting on my balcony with a bottle of Jack fighting with God on why’d he have to take Peanut away from us.

Playing Juna on the way to a stain to hype up my slimes.

Me to my Uber driver at 4am as he drops me off to the airport: Hey Dominic, I don’t want you to think I was upset with you because I wasn’t talking earlier, I’m just a little tired. I know I can….. be a little difficult sometimes, but I love you.

He shall know your ways as if born to them

God is this too much to ask for?

As someone who eats healthy, works out, and runs to stay in good shape. I’m genuinely jealous of this body type.

An old friend of mine who would just hit me up at 11am and ask “where are we drinking?” moved back into town and it’s given my life a new found fervor and joy.

Paid my neighbors kid $10 to clear the snow off my 2002 Ford Explorer.

Me: I’ll take the Spicy Pad Thai with beef please Elderly Taiwanese lady: scale of 1 to 4, how spicy? Me: 5 Her: ohhhhh you like spicy huh (not flirting) Me: oh yeah, I like spicy (flirting)

First Ramadan Iftar in Gaza, Palestine.

Israel killed my niece, Siwar, today.

Mr. Lynch didn’t even have to think about it, fortunately I know who my GOAT is.