I found out my parents met at a crowded Ground Round 76ers playoff event

I didn’t ask for any of this

When it’s April 30th

Challengers (2024)

It’s too hot for me to be working today. This is booty shorts and tallboy yeunger weather

I just want to make shoegaze music that sucks and not go to work tomorrow

You're in his dms I'm his Molly Connolly

The Eagles secondary after a DeJean pick 6

Cooper DeJean you are going to love the Langhorne Miller’s Alehouse

Every GM seeing Howie Roseman’s name on the incoming call

Fallout 76 just further cementing that every dude’s vision of a rebuilt society is a loft above a bar & grill

it’s so cool that the snowflake college students with blue hair that have panic attacks when they have to call someone on the phone are also in hamas and violent terrorists that’s called range

Offer still stands

He can do no wrong. He is my everything

Does Tobias Harris know that no one trusts or respects him, or do they put him in cryostasis after each game?

He must’ve given up… Thrown in the towel! Abandoned his sad little masked charade! HA HA HA!!!! I finally got to him! THE POWER OF THE PRESS TRIUMPHS!!!!!!!

Doubters, please line up for your flogging by my hand