Swinging this at anyone who brings a Trevor Bauer sign to CBP

I got jammed with 2 tickets by some dweeb of a cop so I’m gonna feel sorry for myself and order food tonight

Finding the right blunt weapon to tattoo on my body

If you see me rubbing my head during a Phillies game, I’m not stressed, I’m just trying to blow them all up with my mind

i will defend boromir until the day i die that’s my lil pookie

I took the LIRR to Poland

The earthquake hit as I was reaching for my water cup. I thought I had the gift

I’m piloting Harper like a human gundam

If you see me rubbing my head during a Phillies game, I’m not stressed, I’m just trying to blow them all up with my mind

It is not too late to pledge fealty

Alec Bohm’s year. He will be king and I will punish his doubters

Not My Job hit a million streams.

Can not overstate that we never imagined anyone would listen to our music this much.

Life is wild.

can confirm

Kingdom Hearts - Traverse Town

Composer: Yoko Shimomura

The guys at the corner store like me now because we share a love of Stone Cold Steve Austin

Last year I took my first paid gig as a pit guitarist and it went ok!

Seeing how much more confident I am 2 shows later is kinda nuts and I’m proud of myself

Howie is invited to my wedding, my trial, my public execution, and my funeral

Howie Roseman swoops in every offseason and shakes me loose from my depression like I’m a sad little etch a sketch

I love you and you’ve never done anything wrong in your life