We need more intersection of punk & academia simply because it’s interesting as fuck. Give me a content analysis of the stickers and graffiti on bathroom walls at a basement venue. I want an ethnography of a DIY tour. Gimme a report on the lyrical content of girl rock I’m BEGGING

Did some lil senior superlatives for Diva Bleach 🥰💖

The house music just went from Break Stuff to Marina and the diamonds and honestly that’s really on brand for the divas

“Do I want an edible?” “I think you want one more drink on the plane and then an edible on leg 2” — the reason I’m marrying my boyfriend one day (he is right)

Spencer and I are so in love they ask if we’re on our honeymoon at the airport we are disguuuuusting

the father, the son, and the holy spirit

Categorizing purple as a fall color is as reductive as prescribing “no white after Labor Day.” Purple exists on a spectrum, with tones like magenta & berry being classic summer colors. Furthermore, Daphne is on spooky island and thus dressing for the resort season, in this essay—

I should not be allowed to be pulled over if I’m wearing heart shaped sunglasses that should be illegal. Officer, I’m just a girl!!

I described my business today as “a gaggle of hot girls crafting in the club” and if that isn’t the dream

I called the Brooklyn bridge the Golden Gate Bridge with my whole chest when I was on Sad Summer and I haven’t stopped thinking about it

Concert photography is just portrait photography on hard mode

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mailing mercury is NOT brat

I’m being so fuckin serious when I say that getting out of traditional employment (especially a 9-5) has made me SUCH a better person. Dont get me wrong, I’m not perfect, but I have so much more to give. I can show up for people it ways I just couldnt when I was stretched so thin

I never have to worry about my boyfriends feed being full of models I can’t compete with because it’s entirely full of pirate memes and Indian scrap metal bulk sales

I think I should be entitled to financial compensation if my GPS routes me to a restaurant that’s inside a mall

Yall heard it from Jack, this hearing protection shit is important!!! plugandplayjewelry.com/s/shop