what is this

who the fuck wiped a booger on my wall

I’m tryna race someone, full speed. dm for inquiries (can’t be too fast)

being a trinket person is all fun + games until it’s time to move

somebody get me on a tube water slide rn

won’t go to psych ward cuz i got fomo

still wondering who the fuck wiped a booger on my wall. please come forward

does anyone else have dreams that are so mundane it’s hard to separate from reality? like i dreamt i ate my leftover pizza and was disappointed all day cuz i thought it was gone

a nu start for me

before they could cross the bridge however, they found their path blocked by a hooded figure, it was Death and he felt cheated, cheated because travelers would normally drown in the river, but Death was cunty

my cats are getting really bored with their toys and i’m too broke to buy a bunch of new ones, would anyone want to maybe swap some cat toys/products?

did anyone in our grade die within the first year after high school or was our dean mr. kline on something at that senior assembly? it’s haunted me