Just a reminder that I have the cutest baby :)

I am proof 😂

Driving without a baby in the car is such a fucking treat. All air vents on me, music up as loud as I want, not having to reach in the back to replug a paci every 7 minutes.

Googles "when can I let my baby try a lemon to see the face they make?"

Showed up at the fair last night (92degrees outside) and my 14 year old nephew was wearing all black and gosh what a throw back

Zeke no longer needs me to serenade him with 90s hits to fall asleep and I'm unwell 😭

Noodle will know every word of "man I feel like a woman" simply for street cred

Katie are you still there? I can never tell, but I hope you are. 🏆

Hahaha Michael Matthews asking our server at daysis what his favorite song was by the band on his shirt and he didn't know 😂🫠

Update: my baby is still cute. Scared he's reached his peak though

If you're not following Martha Stewart's Instagram, you're missing out.

saw this nativity scene made of doors and they gave mary a doggy door WHYYYY WHY WHY

Is it even an hour drive in the car with your mom if you don't have intense debates about heaven and religion? 😂🫠

"I want to watch you slurp an onion" 🧅