Going through my 2020-2021 photos always throws me through a loop but I have been howling at this. It holds up as something I would still say today

I just made a horrible mistake

In hysterics at work because my submission for my new headshot didn’t get approved 😔😐

There is no greater feeling than beating google maps expectation on walking time. 45 minutes? Absolutely not I am a speed walking demon

Dear god someone help him

Obsessed with the photos from this weekend

Everyday I wake up drenched in regret

Your 20s are for fucking up & figuring yourself out. Except for me, who should have had every single minute detail of my future plans set in stone the second I stopped being a teenager.

I’m going to photocopy my bare arse on this ugly fucking building

At work desperately trying to defend myself when guessing a song was “the meatball song” and having to explain I am not losing my mind

BREAKING NEWS: Interstellar just received a 55 minute standing ovation from me in my living room after watching it for the 200th time

Ohh fuck yeah offering fuck yeah he fnhmmmmgmmmMMMMMM YEAH

INTERSTELLAR I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOU INTERSTELLAR NO ONE LOVES INTERSTELLAR LIKE ME