Charlotte Maxwell (@lottemaxwell) 's Twitter Profile
Charlotte Maxwell

@lottemaxwell

I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end

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calendar_today06-03-2009 21:52:51

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As I screen shot ANOTHER recipe to get lost within my iPhone album. Apple you know what would be great on an update. Folders. In Albums. When you send/create a folder you can transfer the photo to said album. I know it kinda does it now. But it’s messy 🫣, and annoying!

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People of Twitter…. Can anyone help? For my best friends son, who is a diamond - a healthy happy 5yr old, with parents that care for every need. However the support and advice they get, is next to nonexistent - so any groups, or literally anything may help!

People of Twitter…. Can anyone help? 

For my best friends son, who is a diamond - a healthy happy 5yr old, with parents that care for every need. 

However the support and advice they get, is next to nonexistent - so any groups, or literally anything may help!
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Cheeky little upgrade to First class on a trip down to London with my soon to be 16yr old on his birthday treat! Seatfrog his face was a picture when I told him as the train pulled up! Worth the extra just for that moment 🥰

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It’s been a long time since I’ve been to the cinema and there’s been an interval! Watching #DearEngland as part of the #NationalTheatreLive So good!

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Or, I could just be a lazy MF, and not want to leave my house EVER, so just order on Amazon….Amazon.co.uk Think you should ask that. Imagine? Hey Lotte, Are you a lazy MF, or are you a business as you order ALOT from us. We just want to ensure you’re getting the best deal!

Or, I could just be a lazy MF, and not want to leave my house EVER, so just order on Amazon….<a href="/AmazonUK/">Amazon.co.uk</a> 

Think you should ask that. Imagine? 

Hey Lotte, 

Are you a lazy MF, or are you a business as you order ALOT from us. We just want to ensure you’re getting the best deal!
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The fact the boys didn’t even recognise the women from the bad behaviour they were taking part in, says absolutely everything about them. Girls, just why? Theres a good few billion people in the world, and you want THEM? Give your heads a wobble. #BadBoyfriends

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Not cool Charlotte. Taking a table out in Benidorm with your fat ass. Not cool. But……(without the extra T!) Ah well 🙃🫣🤯🤣🥰😭

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Hitting my early 40s has been rough…. Hello PeriMenopause. Hunted high and low for the best collegan for skin, hair and “drying out” 🤢 The matcha combined drink, has been a game changer (does need a drop or two of syrup) but sleep has even improved! ancientbrave.mention-me.com/m/ol/ue9yk-cha…

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Hahahahahaha. Love this clap back from the pregnant women of the world. Can you dance when you’re about to give birth. Yup. Can you twerk, yup. You also see some odd looking bumps - with monitors on, just like Meghan. I love it when people clap back for others! 🤣🤣🤣

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FYI, I’ve been pregnant, and I had a baby. He was in fact at birth 8lb 13oz, or around 4.5kg. Could I do that? No. But I had SPD, I felt constantly like my arse was splitting, but can women drop, twerk and pick up huge weights, whilst pregnant. Aye. Women do what women do

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Did I tell you I am fostering some feral cats? Hoping to rehab them to be human friendly, and rehomed. Definitely my toughest challenge yet 🙈🙈. But they’re definitely worth it! I’m working with a local cat charity. Check out this Gift List to help! amazon.co.uk/registries/gl/…

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I’ve come to the conclusion, I’m the worst wig wearer ever. I put them on, with all the best intentions, but a few hours later it ends up in my handbag 🤣🤣🤣. I just cannot be arsed…. I’ve had alopecia so long now, it’s just who I am I guess, and losing 90% of my hair is 🫠