Find bone shards and make some spooky broth.

The smack heard across the world. #Oscars #WillSmith

#Oscar #Oscars

I’ll never understand what compels people to write stuff like this for everyone to see.

Will Smith sucks and the use of physical violence over a joke, no matter how shitty, is fucked up but goddamn, comedians always use this shit to act like they’re a persecuted group in this dumb country.

My tweets are good.

Damn, what if celebs were normal? 🤔

“The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel” is completely annoying to me but I’m in too deep to stop watching it now.

Ok boomer

Me at the box office for the 5th time. #MorbiusMovie #Morbius #Marvel

Whenever anything funny happens on the national stage, I always ask myself “How will SNL fuck this one up”.

Mark my words, one day we will never win a Grammy.

Wild that a political party is attacking trans kids to win an election and its actually working. We live in a deeply sad and morally bankrupt country 🇺🇸

Accidentally stumbled into blue maga Twitter and got accused of being the architect of the “dem exit” strategy. Very normal stuff.

I wish the Oscar’s would ban me for a decade from seeing anything related to the Oscar’s. #WillSmith #Oscars

Mads absolutely rules.

Weirdos wall to wall.

Elon tweeting: 420 x 69 = bewbs Unhinged white dude: This is epic 🤣

#DoctorStrange

#DrOz