grocery shopping is ( * boring ) why would i make my friend do it with me -

nothing can make grocery shopping fun , i will literally pay you twenty bucks if you can find a way to make it enjoyable .

i mean thats a fucking deal

i dont HAVE a list i take one of every product in the store and call it a day .

im going to create a tiktok dance chain out of pure spite of god

well i - i - uhm i - i ,,, so you know how famous people's kids often have , like , way too much money in their bank accounts ?

explains so much ? what do you mean ? all i told you is i have too much money ; and my dad is famous or something . .

something about eating ass ? kinda weird not going to lie , why eat ass when you can eat froot loops ?

im going to disembowel you with a spork

i dont need your stinky luck count your days .

okay so i boiled the tea bag when is it safe to eat it ?

what ?? what kind of seasoning do i need ? thyme ? coriander ?

⁂ pssppsps serious sl's ,,, come to me ,,,

FUCK

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