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oh right! she's in charge of taking her today. "what do preschoolers even do the first 30 minutes of class?"

/ omg, you did it! 🥺 congratulations!

/ it's the way i wanna redo my pinned cause like it's ugly but :') i'll never get 33 retweets & 41 likes ever again 😭

she's midway into taking a bite of her candy bar when she sees this.

"that's the second time this month, you know." she crouches down to his eye level. "i'll be back with the baby oil."

"maybe stop sticking your head through this and we won't have to call anyone ever." she's rubbing baby oil down his cheeks and every corner of his face. "start to pull back slowly."

how about a game called 𝒍𝒆𝒕 𝒎𝒐𝒎𝒎𝒚 𝒘𝒊𝒏, yes?

🤨 who's they?

out with it!

UNBELIEVABLE

if i go to cancún and not tell the family. . . do you think they'd notice?

i appreciate you!

happy father's day! i know i suck with gifts but i really hope you like this one.

for once, it's quiet.

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DAD

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