Every knight-errant and sell-sword in Europe is descending on England, eager to fight in the coming wars of succession

So I just tried to use twitter without glasses and now I'm pretty sure I just unfollowed someone, whoever you are I'm sorry.

19 yrs old: God, I'd kill for a college degree Us army recruiter: Wait, Ican help you with that

It’s now OFFICIALLY that time of year!

Today is the only day you can retweet this

This must be a pretty unoriginal tweet, but how can this go so hard 10+ years since I saw it?

If the way in wich you're special only has negative outcomes for you and for everyone else, then you're just weird. I like who I am, but I would change it immediately if I could someone else, someone better in that regard.

the Implication

Try something like 10 yrs or so, but yeah...

30 people getting coffee vs. 30 people getting coffee

I desperately need an anarcho syndicalist revolutionary from the 20's to read this so I can watch their reaction

Wtf, this is false advertisement: why the fuck are this CBT apps I downloaded trying to give me therapy?? >:(

This is a great argument in favor of workplace democracy btw.

Who up to patrol the Mojave?

Everyone on Twitter to Elon Musk right now #RIPTwitter #TwitterTakeover

It's been an honor, at least if we go, we will take two of his companies with us...

Old friends, long forgotten The old ways at the bottom of The ocean now has swallowed The only thing that's left is us So pardon the silence that you're hearing It's turnin' into a deafening, painful, shameful roar...

I guess this is it, the third age has come to an end