Lorne Kates (@lornekates) 's Twitter Profile
Lorne Kates

@lornekates

Writer for thedailywtf.com. Web developer for @phelous dot com dot com. Your imaginary friend. He/him.

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calendar_today23-09-2011 20:18:28

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Topher Florence (@topherflorence) 's Twitter Profile Photo

back in the day if u did a tv show called surf dracula you'd see that fool surfing every week in new adventures but in the streaming era the entire 1st season gotta be a long ass flashback to how he got the surfboard until you finally get to see him surf for 5 min in the finale

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Oh my god. When Linda Yaccarino said that Visa was a “returning advertiser” she meant the company spent $10 on Twitter ads in the last 12 weeks. Not ten million. Not ten thousand. Ten dollars.

Oh my god. When Linda Yaccarino said that Visa was a “returning advertiser” she meant the company spent $10 on Twitter ads in the last 12 weeks.

Not ten million. Not ten thousand.

Ten dollars.
Ed Zitron (@edzitron) 's Twitter Profile Photo

This site is busted, they're making next to nothing from their big advertisers. HBO dropped their spend from $28.3m (12 weeks before Musk's acquisition) to $23,500 in the last 12 week period, roughly a 99.91696% reduction in spend. mediamatters.org/twitter/linda-…

This site is busted, they're making next to nothing from their big advertisers. HBO dropped their spend from $28.3m (12 weeks before Musk's acquisition) to $23,500 in the last 12 week period, roughly a 99.91696% reduction in spend. 
mediamatters.org/twitter/linda-…
Siddhant Adlakha (@siddhantadlakha) 's Twitter Profile Photo

For breaking news and still-unfolding events, it’s next to impossible to parse what info is genuine on Twitter now, all because a whiny billionaire allergic to media criticism and his legion of dipshits saw identity verification as a status symbol they needed for themselves

Lorne Kates (@lornekates) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Funny how since "mr. No Bots" took over this shit-ass site, 99% of my notifications are "likes" of random old Tweets by extremely obvious porn bots.

Via Getty (@boysterous69) 's Twitter Profile Photo

@MEASURED_HEAD Incredibly funny that they found it necessary to end every thread they post with this "Our user base is extremely succeptible to scams" x.com/BoredApeYC/sta…

Nicholas Grossman (@ngrossman81) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Corrupt national leader trying to get out of legal trouble for crimes he definitely did empowers far right forces, undermining national unity and interests, even national security. Probably a lesson there.

Nathan J Robinson (@nathanjrobinson) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Kind of alarming that the leading candidate for the presidency is openly plotting to build a giant network of concentration camps and his deputy says essentially “if you think we’re kidding about this, you are very, very wrong”

Kind of alarming that the leading candidate for the presidency is openly plotting to build a giant network of concentration camps and his deputy says essentially “if you think we’re kidding about this, you are very, very wrong”
aLec robBins (@alecrobbins) 's Twitter Profile Photo

forever chasing the high of reposting 5-year-old facebook memes and having 5,000 vulnerable "I FUCKING LOVE SCIENCE" cryptocurrency marks reply telling him he's a god

New Left EViews (@newlefteviews) 's Twitter Profile Photo

I don't think people realise the implication here. Unlike the terror bombing of German cities [still considered a war crime], the destruction of Gaza is perpetrated with precision weaponry, over a short span of time, against a wholly defenceless population with nowhere to go.

Denis B. Huppert 🇫🇷 (@dennisbhooper) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Not even going to say his name but it’s fascinating how the most talented comedian of his half generation went from that to the most boring and embarrassing entertainer alive, and not through a greed of fame and stature, like Leno, but solely through personal grievance.

FrostPrime (@thefrostprime) 's Twitter Profile Photo

RJ Scaringe Rivian RideAlso Wow incredible stuff! Can’t wait to see what you guys cook up In the mean time, I have to ask a quick, quirky question. What would it take for a large influencer to get a Rivian R2 in exchange for live-streaming the fiery (explosion) disposal of their current car (Tesla)?