I mean….always finish strong, right?? 🤣 #fatkidwholovescake

If you aren’t trolling your wanna be madden playing husband, are you even living?? #learntoplay Madden NFL 26 @SenorStache_ clips.twitch.tv/EntertainingPe…

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If Rod Ryan Show doesn’t capitalize on this “no teef for the beef” slogan, are they even doing life right?? 🤣🤣

When it’s almost your birthday and your brother fires up the industrial margarita machine! #timetoparty

Does this mean I got lucky to marry a high school jock turned Lego nerd?? Best of both worlds 😂😂 Rod Ryan Show @SenorStache_

If you don’t know about that Texas BBQ cook off scene, you better come find out one day! Yes, I do own a western hat and cowboy boots 🤣

A little weekend fun!

Best giveaway I could have ever won!! 😂😂😂😂

Conversation between DomBot and I: Dom: I love the Rod Ryan Show Me: Who’s your favorite? Dom: You already know it’s Alex 🅿️ Middleton Me: But why tho? Dom: Because he has the voice of an angel 😂😂😂😂😂 Don’t worry, my girl Tessa Barrera is my fave ❤️

Y’all, DOMBOT IS 10!! I am NOT okay! Happy Birthday to this sweet, super smart, sometimes a punk kid that I love more than life. He saved me emotionally when I needed it the most and has no idea what he did. He’s one of the biggest blessings in our lives. #hbd

He said he loves potatoes though 🤷🏻‍♀️

Such an amazing Halloween! Got to meet my new baby nephew and had the best time at my parent’s house and their haunted house! Happy anniversary my love!

Happy Birthday to my incredible mom who does it all AND happy 41st anniversary to my mom and dad! I don’t know how he’s done it for so long, but I think @SenorStache_ may need to take some notes and prepare for the journey 😂

We go from Thanksgiving to Christmas real quick around here! I hope everyone had a great Thanksgiving, I know we did!

I’m gonna need some explanations. Are balls really that heavy that men need suspenders for them? Thats the first thought my mind goes to 😂😂😂

Happy 6th Birthday to my baby! I don’t know what I would do without this kid in my life. The amount of crazy, loving, funny that he is, is just perfect.

Gotta rep the H!! #htown #astros #spacecity

✌🏼out 2023, you were good to us!

Don’t hold your breath folks!!! 😂😂😂