Hi Andrea.

And the finale sums up to one thing. RIP Milton.

Ugh, so what am I suppose to do for 6 months? To many damn old people. Playing a prank would only kill them.

Merle keeps chasing me around this forest. UGH. #FML

6 months of shit.

Even though I'm not there, some how I also fuck something up.

I have to sit here and listen to Andrea complain about how she wants Philip to die. #UGH #FML

Ugh, both Merle AND Andrea have been plotting to throw the governor around while he sleeps. It'd be great for Rick to chase me abooouut now.

#5WordsiHateToHear "I'm doin' stuff Lori, Thaaangs."

#WelcomeToMySchoolWhere no one can see me. #FML

Ghost busters can kiss my 'lily white ass' FML I've been around Merle too long.

@deadwalkerlive #TeamLori

Hey Rick, answer the phone.

#MyBiggestIssue Unfaithful; wifes, friends and dumb ass group members.

Lori has only been pleasured by two different thangs. Me and her vibrator.

When Daryl was little his parents bought him a puppy for Christmas... RIP Mr.Biscuit.. Daryl said you were the best dog he ever ate...

Rick Grimes and Bat-Man are both badass and have never been in the same room together. Now just think about that for a minute.

Carl I promise no matter what I am NEVER leaving again. *leaves every chance I get*

#MentionATrueFriend Sassy Shane Walsh he really took care of my wife Lori Grimes for me. If you know what I mean. ;D

BOO!