bro in what world are emma and jaide prettier than gabby and yana???? BUSTED. call me a hater but none of the bombshells have been prettier than the OG girls #loveislandaustralia

when your child is outgoing & you have to send these to school 🙃😂 also i’ve been doing my own gel mani’s and she’s s’cute

bro i am spiraling. my baby shower is saturday and very few people have RSVP’d and even fewer have purchased off of the registry. i will slam my hand in a car door if we throw a shower and no one comes :))))

update: 5-7 inches of snow expected this day as well. cool cool cool.

people anymore all beg for a village, but don’t want to be a villager. that’s not how this works!!

Everyone on that doc doing backflips to avoid accountability. Meanwhile Miss J is like “yup, we sure did do all that, and it was fab tv.”

god i love facebook marketplace. i got a hatch rest+ and a hatch rest go for $60! a freaking steal tbh

alright moms, where did i get nap trapped?

37 weeks tomorrow. dear red raspberry leaf tea, dates & a birthing ball: please do your magic for me ✨

deep cleaning my carpets is so therapeutic for me. i love a good vacuum line. i love smelling soap on the carpet. it makes my mouth physically water.

Being mad at someone for posting about how much they love their spouse is so weird!! I think more people should talk about their significant other positively! Being in love is so cool and fun!!!

I saw my husband differently after something that happened at the grocery store. We were in line when the cashier, trying to be funny, said,
“Wow, you’ve got your hands full. Bet she spends all your money too, huh?” A couple people chuckled. I felt that familiar, small smile

“if u sleep in the afternoon, u won't sleep at night” me in the afternoon and at night:

My therapist told me, “Women who grew up in broken and dysfunctional homes don’t always have big dreams. They only dream of having a home no one can take away and a person who won’t abandon them.”

man. i wanted so badly to like millie moon diapers, but i fear i am a millie moon hater.

Todo episódio de Bones: >Corpo é encontrado num lugar ridículo >Dentro de um barril de picles ou no meio de um campo de golfe ou dentro de uma escultura de museu >Booth aparece de terno com cara de cara durão do FBI >Brennan aparece olhando pro cadáver com tesão científico -

Me when someone goes out of their way to show up for me the way I show up for them, because I’m not used to being met with the same effort i give

going to pump this morning and out my huge front window i saw two moms on a walk with tiny babies in strollers. i want mom friends to walk with! i have a tiny baby too!

okay x aka twitter, why are my notifications pretty much a brooke fan account?? 😂💀

so did mom twitter just disband or am i not in the loop anymore? because i have a tiny baby again & being an infant mom & breastfeeding is about to be my entire personality again for a few years and i NEED to just yap about it!