When you just got comfortable in bed and your mom calls your name

Just for you guys 🎉

me: ariana grande:

Six seconds of pleasure.

me after giving my friend a tylenol

Me in the dressing room making sure my new clothes are twerkable in 😂

Me:”starts car” My mom:

me in 20 years when frank ocean comes on

when i was 17 my car started to spin out on the freeway during a blizzard and the only thing that snapped me out of my terror enough to be able to regain control was the chilling revelation that I didn’t want 2 Phones by Kevin Gates to be the soundtrack to my death

nobody: me and the homies in a video chat:

Just two immigrants tryna not get deported