METABOLISM CONSORT: Sir, it’s 2am. He should go to bed immediately BRAIN DUKE: No. Make music sound good to him for the first time in three years PENIS SERF : And perchanse a bonner,

Just waiting for a beautiful soulmate to dm me out of nowhere so we can eventually live in the basin of a dried up river bed together.

guy who thinks its flaming yong instead of filet mignon

Every day it feels a little more like we’re just shuffling pieces around to set the stage for the end of civilization

Discord vcs when its over 5 people

I never see you in the procedural pig prototype

I know almost nothing about crimson desert why is everyone either seething about it or saying it’s incredible, have we lost the ability to find a middle ground on games

110-year-old Turkish grandma shares her secret to a long life: "I never learned Weight Painting"

CITIZEN! A SUBLITERATE OFFICER OF THE LAW HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AS SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE ABANDON ALL SURVIVAL INSTINCTS AND PREPARE TO BE MOLESTED.

can’t be sexting when you’re somewhat articulate. you just sound like a vampire

lol

“they’re erasing Sora” yeah I know it’s called kingdom hearts chain of memories

.Elon Musk stop putting right wing propaganda ads on my timeline you fat fucking munchkin

I’m already sick of seeing allbirds getting attention for doing this ai bullshit who cares

I’m so glad I’ve curated my timeline enough that I don’t run into slop AI dogshit like this very often

when i wake up in the morning i feel a console window open and instantly close

every day i wake up and check the news and it’s something like “evil rape demon announces mandatory plutonium in school lunches” followed by another article titled “90 year old democrat protests biphobic ICE agents with aquatic jazzercise”. A big reason why i’m proud to live here

I see Twitter has completely abandoned labeling ads on the timeline now what a fuckin joke

Is this not extremely funny or is my brain completely ruined