El Ricky so fat the laws of physics become obscenely easy to understand, a walking revelation of mass

Truer words never spoken.

I use it every day. Hand gesture included.

Turbopumps sound like someone woke Commie shit

I want my taxes to go to tar and feathering corrupt politicians and state officials.

WarcrimeWaffles Egg Czar 🥚👑 My buddy insisted holding a gun to his printer was "the only way to talk to it's machine spirit". So when my wife was trying to get our printer to print, I jokingly unholstered and aimed at the printer. It printed the page. 💀

You're welcome, jerk.

HO HO HO-LEE-SHIT

Vaguely reminds me of the time I came home from work "Daddy's home! Hey, where's (youngest baby)?" "Oh, she fell asleep in the car and I wanted to get some things done." "Oh. Don't do that ever again."

Dude. These folks spending money on vet bills boggle my mind. I grew up on a small farm, spending no more than $0.10 on animal medical emergencies.

Gelbfur Roman Helmet Guy You’ve learned enough about history when you understand that Vlad the Impaler was the good guy.

Amen

The TSA, now refunded, are coming up with some new ideas. For your safety.

"The 2nd ammendment makes us better than Europe!" MBIC, I'd run out of fingers counting the *dire* abuses of political power that once would have lead to a liberty tree watering over the last decade or so. What seperates you from these supposed sheep?

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐫𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐏𝐮𝐫𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐞 🇺🇸 All of Roman history could be summarized as "Right-wing death squads taking people's houses."

Much more eloquent version of the conversation my wife and I had about the differences between America and the EU.