Thank you Tropidelic for spending 428 minutes with me this year on Spotify. You are my #1. #2020Wrapped open.spotify.com/artist/2SGFnb6…

I personally want to say thank you to everyone that gives me thanks and praise. I am nothing without you. You make me the god of whine and slaughter I’ve always wanted to be. #gratefulgod #whineandslaughter #thanksandpraise

Let’s help get this off the ground

We nominate Saint Bridge of Long Island as the Patron Saint of the Ralph Report #StBridgeofLongIsland Bridget from Long Island

Hey eddiepence the tournament of the gods is like pro wrestling brother. You face me at the end because you’ve earned it. Not the other way around. What you gunna do when Shezmumania runs wild on you brother!

This is amazing

This really is a pretty sweet deal

Your Lord and Saviour has spent his first year on the twitters. Sure it’s no Egyptian worship but I thank everyone that still gives me thanks and praise.

RT for no good reason.

Hey ralphgarman eddiepence if Lilth is great why did she bring us the Delta Variant?

Remember today is the to drink a good Pinot Noir paired with your pancakes.

A godless year you say ralphgarman we’ll see how this goes.

Way to lose your punk cred you fake punk bitch Green Day

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The only time you’re catching me on a cruise