It’s my birthday. Look how lucky I am…

Bit of early luncheon…

Fair play to Tweedy Pubs this place is just what I needed… Although I’m surrounded by Millwall fans 😬

And again; I feel more comfortable north of the water…

There are some seriously overpriced chunks of crap in zee food world. However after having just polished off a load of White truffle (with guanciale) I’ve just been reminded however, Truffle isn’t bloody one of them, bloody sensational…

My father’s partner is apart of this choir, she’ll be in there somewhere…

Zee wife may have mentioned I bought far too much for two people… Won’t stop me trying! Merry Christmas.

Why does wax covered cheese always taste like shite?

Oww sweet baby Jesus have mercy.

That’s an absolute stonker of a tweet…

Is anyone else aware of the new obsession Americans have with Barbour wax jackets? I don’t mean cowboys over there, I mean kids calling it “drip” etc for fashion…

I genuinely can’t believe what I’m reading here. We are absolutely fvcked..

Some Sundays are just better than others…

I’ve just liked a post from Jeremy Corbyn…

Tremendous 😂