I am reading a book and thinking about tits. That is what's happening. #gameofthrones

Now that I've pissed off the top of the Wall, am unsure what my next goal should be. Shit on the Iron Throne, maybe? #gameofthrones #asoiaf

F*ck a sibling? No. Kill a Stark? Tempting, but no. Drink a lot and enjoy the company of as many whores'll have me? Absolutely! #asoiaf

@AryaSheWolf @JonBastSnow khaleesi I resemble that remark, young lady. One can never have too much of a good thing! Unless it's wine.

I love a good book, a good f*ck, and making my sister livid. But of those, I think watching Cersei's face turn red is the most satisfying.

@JonBastSnow Want to drink with me, bastard? I never did get your story. I have one about dragons I can tell you. #isleofmisfittoys

I enjoy as many "inn relations" as possible, brother. By "inn," of course, I mean "whorehouse." #foolforlove

No doubt that is why he's so old. Were you not aware it's good for your heart? #beansbeans RT Samwell Tarly Oh man, Aemon farts SO MUCH.

Whoever coined the phrase, "Put your money where your mouth is," obviously didn't know how to pleasure a woman. #bywomanimeanwhoreofcourse