Okay, I'm following this dude because fucking hilarious.

@notcuterp not for dating right?~!1!1!!!!

@Pezzastagram I presume you are Perrie.

@notcuterp what the fuck!11!!!11

@Pezzastagram NO NO SHIT, NO WITH THE DARLING THING PLEASE.

somebody tell everybody that I don't like pet names!11!1!1

@notcuterp no!1111!!

Baby, I'm so in hate with you.

Awkward because I was following her on the other account.

@Pezzastagram since you don't know /my/ rules I guess that's okay, Pez?

@notcuterp #fuckhashtagsagain

"Babe, just tell me if you're sick and tired of me." "I'm sick and tired of you." "Okay, that was fast."

@notcuterp #forthesakeoftraditionstopit

@Pezzastagram I don't like Nutella, cuddling too much and I'm moody.

@notcuterp #ialwayshatepeoplelikeyou

I didn't know people actually hate it when I confess how much I love my ex-wife, haha.

@notcuterp #sophia

@Pezzastagram I have friends with different attitudes and aspects in life, I'm sure you're one of them.

@notcuterp I love you honey pie.

"@lamestaagram: @notcuterp just for you pic.x.com/YrwaZeZ8bk" OK WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS. EXPLAIN.