pee after sex or you’ll get the zoomies

one of the joys of adulthood is watching all your friends realize they can just adopt a cat. nothing is stopping them. and then they do that. and upload a million pictures of it.

CRSSD 2023

this is the original knives out

goodmorning

where was he january 6th

Probably the best thing you'll see today. In 2017, a group of developers hilariously competed for who could create worst volume control interface in the world. The results 🧵 1/22

Disarming you with expelliarmus before you hurt someone

if that’s ur girl then why did my email find her well

SIMONE BILES HAS DONE IT 🐐 She now has 34 medals across the world championships and Olympics, more than any other gymnast in the history of the sport 👏

Khalid Mashal the leader and founding member of Hamas gave a speech today asking Muslims all around the world to do the following: 1. To show anger, especially next Friday, in Muslim countries and Also among Muslim diaspora around the world; he called it “the Friday of Al-Aqsa

My own analysis based on Mashal’s speech: 1. I predict possible terrorist attacks next Friday (or even before), in European countries and the U.S. against Jewish targets, and also American targets 2. I predict protests, in Muslim countries and in western countries, led by

This thread will be dedicated to the victims of the mass shooting in Maine. Tricia Asselin, 53, worked part-time at Just-In-Time Recreation, a bowling alley. Although it was her day off, she was there bowling with her younger sister. She is remembered as being kind and generous.

thats how it feels when our periods sync up

me and my adhd friends having a normal conversation:

16 years ago in Disney history: Miley Cyrus released '7 Things', the Jonas Brothers released 'Burnin' Up' and 'Camp Rock' premiered in the same week: