It's not Thanksgiving until a dog pisses on a Coach purse. Happy Thanksgiving!

So glad it's December now...

I have absolutely no plan for your life.

The fearlessly eclectic Neneh Cherry (Neneh Cherry) talks abt working w/ Four Tet & Robyn on her new LP p4k.in/1d7PcHc

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& what better day 2 start a war than the same day we bombed Baghdad &began the IraqWar, 8yrs ago 2day. Don't ever say we're not sentimental!

Jesus, I need a wingman.

Fix the deficit. Tax stupidity. Bankrupt the GOP.

Okay. Knut is dead. It's kind of sad, but meanwhile the ENTIRE WORLD is falling apart. Knut is the violin you're playing as Rome burns.

"All atheists are not to be trusted b/c they are foolish&malicious. No morals no sympathy" /via @BZ1461 << What a twat!

That moment you realize your family is trash and needs to be cut out of your life forever. That's the sunrise I am finally waking up to.

Brilliant! RT Atheist QOTD "Religion is the antithesis of science, an anaesthetic for the mind that disables critical thought." P. Z. Myers

When I read Charlie Sheen posts, I always feel like I am missing something. Until I realize the rest of the world is too. #notalone

I know you hate me but I'll ask anyway. Won't you come with me to a place in a little town. The only way to get theres to go str8 down...

twitter is stupid.

I hope in my next life I am born as Charlie Sheen

How many times a day do you wish you were talking to Patty Mayonnaise on the phone? Oh, to be that lucky man...

BONNAROO!!!!!! BONNAROO!!!!!!! BONNAROO!!!!!! 4 HRS AND 42 MINS TIL I LEAVE FOR BONNAROO!!!!!!!! ....that is all.