I believe in our Queen.

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Things that should be taught in school: 💔what to do with tough emotions 💀how to think about death & grief 💦quality sex & consent ed 💸how to do your taxes 🚑cpr & first aid 🧠unconscious bias basics 🍳basic cooking & hygiene skills 🌎how to reduce carbon footprint What else?

I like how girls have no clue what to eat when you get in the car but when it comes to the aux they for sure have an answer. 😂

Fasted cardio is not optimal for fat loss Keto is not optimal for fat loss HIIT is not optimal for fat loss Paleo is not optimal for fat loss The ONLY way to lose fat is to be in a calorie deficit Whatevers optimal depends on what u enjoy & can sustainably maintain longterm

GIVEAWAY TIME! Retweet for a chance to win one of two available $100 gift cards. We’ll DM the winners before midnight tonight! Remember… our Black Friday event begins November 29th at 12am CST with select items up to 80% off!! 🐺

Screw an Easter basket,make me a sanitation basket so I know it’s real.

If you have an old gateway lying around can u tweet me a pic of it? I wanna trigger some memories.

Driving a jeep is like driving a yeti cooler... most accurate thing ive heard all week

Had some fun streaming tonight getting platinum on rifles! twitch.tv/malware__mike give it a follow! 😄

Is my blinker broken? Let me merge?

Today we introduced driver’s license and state ID in Wallet for the first time. Now available for Arizona residents, we’re looking forward to bringing this easy, private, and secure feature to more states soon. nr.apple.com/d2I7D5z5s8

it’s incredible how reading this feels like finally unlocking 100% of your brain (via @christophepas)

Let’s go TECHTOBER 🎃

Wonder awaits. September 12. #AppleEvent

iMessage…… on Android