Patty Shite!

The 2029 (or quite possibly the 2027) General Election to be fought between Reform and the Greens. WTAF?!

Under an hour before one of THE most anticipated occasions in sport begins. I'm no fan of the Baz/Key era. I love what Stokes and his men represent, though. Take it to the bogans and shove it right down their throats, lads. To the tune of Zombie... Bazball, Bazball, Bazball!

Crawley Out: Bowled Starc, caught Towel

These guys are promoting 7Bet, but good luck getting paid by them if and when you win. They'll utilise obfuscation tactics to avoid paying what's due. Steer clear!

Interesting take this. I disagree. I'd trust Carrick to get Utd moving in the right direction and continue doing so beyond any so-called honeymoon period. He's an astute individual who understands the club. Utd are a mess and he's as capable as any of helping turn things around.

A video containing two utterly thick twunts! One spouting BS and the other incapable and far too obsequious to hold the prick to account. Americans are odious.

Aberg withdrawn from Am-Ex

Moyes would be better off taking over from Borthwick. He's a shite manager. Thank fuck we got rid!

The absolute state of this data-scraping cockwomble! Slagging an elite golfer because he's too fucking thick to back him. Instead, he loses his pocket money on some other data-scraped "tip"... What a complete and utter freeloader!

One dimensional chokers. T'was ever thus!