Overhead in the Venetian bathroom "it's only illegal if you get caught, and if you get caught you gotta man up!" #EasterSunday

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$700 series update: 32 entries in flight A 4 bags. Jacob L Bagged 737,000 ( that's not a typo), Angela J bagged 112,000 Jay C 66,000 and Randy B 50,000. All moving on to day 2 and in the money. Flight B has 26 entries with 1 hr left to register

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Nebraska is now 4-20 in one-score games since the start of 2021, including 1-3 this year.

Congrats to Jacob Long for defeating 156-runners to win Event #4: $200 Ultimate Stack NLH Running Aces to take home $6,743! Results: msptpoker.com/Magazine/event…

Lady tries to promote abstinence on a college campus and it doesn't go as she expected.

"So your bankroll is sitting at $8,000?" "Yes, Dave." "And you're firing $24,000 this summer at WSOP - World Series of Poker trying to hunt for your first bracelet? "That's correct Dave."

Instead of stupidly taking a dive opening the door for a collusion investigation and risking getting AA vs KK or something why didn’t the other guy just leave the premises and blind out? Problem solved. 2nd place.

Paid off your mortgage early? Congratulations! You are retarded.

We have reached the final 9 from a starting field of 676 runners in the $1,110 Main Event Hollywood Casino St. Louis❗️ msptpoker.com/Pages/LiveRepo…

Absolute BATTLE for Season 16 Player of the Year as both Long & Ozturk finish Top 5 in St. Louis Main Event❗️ Winner receives $10K Main Event seat❗️ Full Listing: msptpoker.com/statistics/MSP…

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Just a routine post-practice interview from the 90s that I probably watch twice a year

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Rick Pitino after St. John’s 103-96 loss to Alabama at Madison Square Garden: “That was the worst f***ing defensive performance I've ever witnessed in New York City…And we just let a Communist take over City Hall earlier this week.”