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Longhorn Vinny 🤘

@longhornvinny

Vincent Vincenzo. Longhorn Lifer. Powderpuff Coaching Hall of Famer. Won’t sleep until Tin Roof Detroit closes their doors. #MutzMafia🇮🇹

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People say bet this bet that. Nothing matters more than my boy Paulie Ponies. Nobody knows the mud concentration at Del Mar better than him. Not like I needed money to bring a bottle girl home, but it helps anyway. I know you wish you were on my level, but not any cugine can be.

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What’s your favorite hangover cures? I usually like having a Latina make me some Huevos Rancheros, and I’ll sip some coffee while telling your sister that she’s the only one I’m seeing. #VINNY

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Tonight, I heard a grown man fart on a Latina mommy on a dance floor. Truly unacceptable. What has happened to men in this country? He should have gone into the bathroom, done a line like a man, farted, and then come out to slap her ass and get her number. Men are lost. Except

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You know when you try mint chip ice cream and think this just ain’t for me? That’s Kristina Pink for Vinny. Just not my flavor. #VINNY

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Texas A&M is like when you get a Hooker and fall in love. Then realize she had 7 different types of Chlamydia and 4 mixed kids. Fraud bum ass corny bitch made institution.

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Hilarious that people think this is a gotcha moment. I would date a 600 pound prostitute before I said something nice about A&M. Keep dreaming you virgin fucks

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An announcement from the desk of Vinny “The System” Vincenzo: Molly McGrath has taken the throne. No questions at this time. If anybody has her contact info, let me know. One night with Vinny, and her pussy husband and kids won’t matter no more. #VINNY

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I couldn’t care less about politics. Whether this chick is right or wrong, nobody will ever agree. But there’s not a true man on Earth who wouldn’t agree that Candace would be the most insane lay of your life. Vinny doesn’t mind a little crazy, keeps a man on his toes. #VINNY

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Can’t wait to watch Josh Johnson dice up Matt Eberflus’s defense on Christmas. Dweeberflus is a scum crum waste of space. But one thing I do gotta give him credit for, his daughters have some poopers on em. I’d slide down their chimney anytime, not just Christmas Night. #VINNY

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The goofiest shit I see is when these muppets buy flowers for their girlfriend today. Cugine, if she’s not cooking you your favorite meal and cutting limes for your Modelo, you made a mistake. Put on your best tracksuit and go meet a latina tonight. It’ll change your life #VINNY

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Thanks for clearing this up, Jeff. I also want to state that I am in no way affiliated with the Genovese Crime Family. My loyalty is, and always will be, with the #MUTZ. Salud.

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Hey Mick Cronin you moron bald muppet fuck. Next time you decide to spend your entire NIL budget on one point guard, get somebody who doesn’t have diarrhea shits in his pants down the stretch. Dent has less interest in taking a big shot than I do in LIZZO

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OFFICIAL: Vinny’s back on the market. That smokeshow sideline reporter you saw last week? Yeah, she’ll be scurrying out my high rise on a walk of shame tomorrow morning. I’ll slap the ass as she leaves while sipping black coffee and finding a NRFI. #VINNY