People say bet this bet that. Nothing matters more than my boy Paulie Ponies. Nobody knows the mud concentration at Del Mar better than him. Not like I needed money to bring a bottle girl home, but it helps anyway. I know you wish you were on my level, but not any cugine can be.

Couldn’t agree more Jeff. When you’re on our level, there’s no reason to want to pretend to be somebody else

What’s your favorite hangover cures? I usually like having a Latina make me some Huevos Rancheros, and I’ll sip some coffee while telling your sister that she’s the only one I’m seeing. #VINNY

Hillary Duff still throwing 99 on the black man. Where’s a cugine get ahold of her whereabouts? #VINNY

Tonight, I heard a grown man fart on a Latina mommy on a dance floor. Truly unacceptable. What has happened to men in this country? He should have gone into the bathroom, done a line like a man, farted, and then come out to slap her ass and get her number. Men are lost. Except

You know when you try mint chip ice cream and think this just ain’t for me? That’s Kristina Pink for Vinny. Just not my flavor. #VINNY

Texas A&M is like when you get a Hooker and fall in love. Then realize she had 7 different types of Chlamydia and 4 mixed kids. Fraud bum ass corny bitch made institution.

Hilarious that people think this is a gotcha moment. I would date a 600 pound prostitute before I said something nice about A&M. Keep dreaming you virgin fucks

An announcement from the desk of Vinny “The System” Vincenzo: Molly McGrath has taken the throne. No questions at this time. If anybody has her contact info, let me know. One night with Vinny, and her pussy husband and kids won’t matter no more. #VINNY

I couldn’t care less about politics. Whether this chick is right or wrong, nobody will ever agree. But there’s not a true man on Earth who wouldn’t agree that Candace would be the most insane lay of your life. Vinny doesn’t mind a little crazy, keeps a man on his toes. #VINNY

Nostradamus or Vinny? Guess were just one in the same. Eat shit Aggies.

Merry Christmas to my cugines. Feast of the Seven Fishes tonight. The Eight fish will be your sister’s clam for dessert. #JUICE

Can’t wait to watch Josh Johnson dice up Matt Eberflus’s defense on Christmas. Dweeberflus is a scum crum waste of space. But one thing I do gotta give him credit for, his daughters have some poopers on em. I’d slide down their chimney anytime, not just Christmas Night. #VINNY

The goofiest shit I see is when these muppets buy flowers for their girlfriend today. Cugine, if she’s not cooking you your favorite meal and cutting limes for your Modelo, you made a mistake. Put on your best tracksuit and go meet a latina tonight. It’ll change your life #VINNY

Excited for this. Prime spot to chase some tail. #VINNY

Thanks for clearing this up, Jeff. I also want to state that I am in no way affiliated with the Genovese Crime Family. My loyalty is, and always will be, with the #MUTZ. Salud.

Hey Mick Cronin you moron bald muppet fuck. Next time you decide to spend your entire NIL budget on one point guard, get somebody who doesn’t have diarrhea shits in his pants down the stretch. Dent has less interest in taking a big shot than I do in LIZZO

OFFICIAL: Vinny’s back on the market. That smokeshow sideline reporter you saw last week? Yeah, she’ll be scurrying out my high rise on a walk of shame tomorrow morning. I’ll slap the ass as she leaves while sipping black coffee and finding a NRFI. #VINNY

Damn she’d be legal? #VINNY