"Not true. Absolutely not true. We have bred out cows to produce as much milk as they do."

#NewProfilePic Newly commissioned pfp to celebrate owning this account for 8 years

Look... she vent exactly unhinged her jaw... but she does have a big mouth...

this is your reminder that Link from Hyrule Warriors is the only Link who wears eyeshadow

NES Samus redraw 🪼

actual piracy sites have less ads than youtube now

"Alright. Who the fuck /stole/ my trousers!?" She doesn't like wearing the skirt... it doesn't hide anything.

Nintendo confirming more lewd art of Link or Zelda is canonical.

It was Zelda getting railed by bokoblins... Or So I'm ToLd

"Note to self... Don't open my timeline in public. Some of yall need to keep your dick in your pants."

lady across the street didn't see me walking by after a run, and just ripped the fattest belch out and then cutely caught herself and put her hand over her mouth to say "oh HI heh sorry!" and I'm just like DeviantArt would love your ass lol

Walking out from a clock tower after falling through a hole in the ground. "Where the fuck am I?" youtu.be/xWMfAriLZ7I?si…

Insert "She just like me" joke here. I MEAN WHAT!?

"I need to get off of horse-tok..."

"FUCK!" She's bright fucking red.

"RUDE!"