Chuck caught my glare. "What?" he asked me. I continued to glare. "If you don't want to tell m-" he started. I got up and tackled him.

"Why are you-" chuck yelled. I started growling at him aggressively. He tried to shove me off but my booty was now planted on his head.

He was screaming as I yelled names at him. Garth came in with a shotgun. "You two" he pointed at us. "Out" I charged at him.

Garth screamed like satan when I chuck told him he wasn't a fairy princess. I tackled him and started crying. "Why doesn't chuck love me"

-I screamed. I beat my chest like those apes do and cried on garth. I collapsed in his arms and he hugged me awkwardly.

Chuck grabbed me and dragged me out. "What the hell is wrong with you" he yelled. "I'm prettier than Garth" I said "tell me I'm pretty"

"What?" He asked. I screamed and backflipped away aggressively. He looked confused and crawled, like a dragon, after me

He stopped me. "Listen, not to be soft, but man your love is radioactive." He smiled "It gives people cancer?" I said "What?" He squinted.

"Cancer?"I repeated loudly. Maybe he couldn't hear me. "No. I mean I feel it in my bones" he strokes my face. "I have something" I smiled

"What?" He grinned. "I've got more wit" I smirked "Wit?" He asked "A better kiss" I moved closer. "That's nice" he said.

"A hotter touch" I touched his face. "Do you have a fever? Are you a dragon?" He locked concerned. "A be-why are you bringing up dragons"

"You could be a dragon. An imaginary one" he smiled. "Come on I'm ready to go" I stared at a security camera

I put my arm around chuck, he chewed on my hand. Kinky. "I need new clothes" I told him as I saw a shop across the street. "Let's go"

I backflipped into the store and ripped my shirt off. "Chuck. Time." I asked. "Uhh nine" he said looking at his watch and staring at me

"When? Morning or afternoon?" I screamed. "Why does it-" he looked scared "THERES NOT ENOUGH TIME" I yelled as I beat my chest

He ran for cover as I transformed. Suddenly I had a mustache and very 2008 haircut. I began my song.

"ITS NINE IN THE AFTERNOON YOUR EYES ARE THE SIZE OF MY DICK" I sang with soul. "So not very big" chuck said. "Motherfucker" I turned

Around and released the spiders.

The spiders began to eat the store and just leave me with chuck. "You want to take back that last comment?" I glared.

"Why don't you prove me wrong?" Chuck grinned. Sneaky little bastard. "Oh I will you little shit" I said as I