chris being the only kid at bucks house during his recovery really says a lot also his “would you trust you” sobbing

UBE IS NOT PURPLE MATCHA ANDNITS NOT PRONOUNCED "OOB" IM SICK OF YALL

I informed students that our end of semester party will be at my home, and my son sent this email. As you can see, I raised the class clown.

fic writers on ao3 literally making e-mails that you can scroll down to read, postcards that you can see after clicking on them, sentences in other languages that you can translate and read after simply clicking, fic writers are you some kind of gods or what the hell

having preggy shane thoughts… ilya: “you should talk to her.” shane: “what, like, to the baby?” ilya: “no, to the tooth fairy. yes, shane, to the baby.” shane: “i don’t really know what to say.” ilya: “oh my god you are so boring. she is literally inside of you.” +

shane: “okay! okay. um.” *he glances down at his bump, feeling painfully awkward. he drops his hand on top of it, patting gently.* shane: “hello. i’m shane.” ilya, throwing his hands up: “she knows who you are!”

I'm really proud of this, by the way, considering Eddie's known for the whole 'doe-eye' thing. Kind of want to include it in a full-fic... Maybe of this thread. I don't know yet.

PLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS once those two idiots fuck the whole worlds gonna hear about it my god

My right knee has decided to be EXTREMELY unstable today so I have to manually walk so not to dislocate or completely eject it out of my body 😭

Now to remember this when I go see my dr so we can discuss and consider the fact that my body is held together by expired chewing gum and dreams 😭

Felt appropriate

We made Bicon Buck official 👏🏻 #rescueverse

Mogging left and right.

Last day of the semester! (And last day of school for most of my friends cause they all graduating)

Asking seriously 😭😭

This a direct shot cause what you up at 3 for???????

Oliver getting the word fire hose right is so fitting for him please the 9-1-1 cast speaking Italian is everything I’ve ever needed 😭

Me