Last night I was researching how fast aconite works, how long it takes to grow it and how to make it into a tincture.

My mind functions like a pentium 3. I am remembering shit that happened 5 years ago and connecting the dots. I am fucked!!!!!!

Pain has worn me like batakari.

My brother had a baby 🤭🥰🥰🥰🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

Every nerd you know is having a great year

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Wake and bake 😆😆

“ I want to be naughty but I get cold” is precisely my answer to everything moving forward.

I look so good today. Shame I gotta go home.

Because it has muscles?

Wake and bake 😆😆

Is the 1 cup of rice cooked or uncooked. Speak fast.

She probably told the little girl to hold the baby. But being that she’s a baby herself, she got distracted with her pink tablet. You see that in the beginning the little girl had her hand in the baby’s back.

Carcinogenics

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Believing your married ex is unhappy in his marriage di3 nanka date someone called Emmanuel.

I need a good movie to go with my baked goods.

One thing about me, I’ll be holding my shoes