Can’t even fill a stadium that’s only 3/4 built 🤣🤣🤣 build a picket line on the gates and they shall cross in entry 🤣🤣🤣

Hayfevers got me good 🥲 what a servant, what a man 💙

For all the brilliance we’ve taken forward, both as a club and events as a whole, there’s something to be said about a paper ticket stub still…

Gimmie, gimmie, gimmie a signing this summer, A keeper or defender or someone on the wing, Gimmie, Gimmie, Gimmie a signing this summer, Stick your carveries and all your advertising 🎶 *day two: pleaaaasssseeeeeee 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

Watch the racing, Watch the racing, Free entry, on the new big screen, Watch the racing, Watch the racing, With a carvery, ABBA?, it’s free! *lads come on now, this is just an advert channel at this point 🙄💙

I only tweet, if it’s got a tune, Only tweet, if it’s got a tune 🎶

Songs till we sign someone, Songs till we sign someone, Songs till we sign someone, Songs till we sign someoneeeee 💙

Can’t lie, buzzing about signings (Markandys back baby!) but I was just getting into my flow with the songs 🤣🤣

3 signing announcements in 24 hours?! WHAAAATTTT?!?! We want our carvery back, we want our carvery back, we want our carvery back, we want our carvery backkkkk 🤤🤤🤤 *welcome Ryan Stirk, if you’re stuck for something to do before pre season starts we do a good roast 🤣💙

Go well in retirement my good sir, it’s been a pleasure 💙 Certified animal in the middle 💪🏻

Well.

Season ticket whilst in London 🤝 derby day

Can’t find the odds for this season? Jamie Jellis give us a hand mate? 💰

Rock n rooollllll spireeeessssss 💙

Might as well jump on the latest trend… Grok who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was?

Reigning and retaining 💙 go on girls!! 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🦁🦁🦁

Onwards to another one! Season 20 for me, feeling it’s gonna be a special one… 👀 Ups, downs, arguments, love, laughter, anger, heartache, jubilation? For 9 months straight? Ah let’s have it then 💙💙💙 COOOMMMEEEEE OOOONNNN YOOOOUUUU BLUUUUUUEEEEESSSSSSS 💙

We’re gathered here today… to read chapter 1 of 46 of The Promotion to League One. Church is in session 💙

So I’ve; Sacrificed a day with my Mrs for a dog turd game ✅ Drank relentlessly for 9 hours ✅ Got a train home 2 hours later than planned ✅ Thrown up on said train ✅ Fell asleep and ended up in an argument with the train guy because I was definitely in my bed ✅