The end of a relationship isn't the worst thing. It's worse when it doesn't end after the end..

I am probably single....because i didnt forward those chain messages in 2008.

The hardest part of any relationship is when it's not your turn to talk..

Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence..

If I ever need a heart transplant, I'd want my ex's. It's never been used..

No woman ever falls in love with a man unless she has a better opinion of him than he deserves..

You never lose by loving. You always lose by holding back..

What a lovely surprise to finally discover how unlonely being alone can be..

Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely..

Love is the irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired..

Updating your relationship status in public is fine. Updating your relationship problems in public is stupidity..

A relationship without trust is like a phone without service. And what do you do with a phone without service? You play games..

Love is not the number of times you kissed her, but the number of moments you were dying to kiss her..

My love is like communism; everyone gets a share, and it's only good in theory..

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?.

Love helps to kill time. And time helps to kill love..

You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall... is in love with me..

Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?.

If I had a star for every time you brightened my day - I'd have a galaxy in my hand..

Do I know you?.. Cause you look a lot like my next girlfriend..