Ed Balls

I leave for 2 weeks and it all goes to shit, doesnt it?

You know, I just realised The reason yall are like this is because about half of you probably have mad cow disease

Cant believe ive been back for a few hours and im already forcing someone to learn about bse I didnt change at all while I was gone, did I?

// this is a friendly reminder to follow my main

Ugh

I come back and the cutie has gone all weird Remind me why I bother

That... was not something I wanted to be reminded of

// (cw alcohol) *reminiscences about summer of 2020 where I maybe should've evacuated because of the fires but I was too drunk so I had a nap instead and everything worked out fine so idk what the moral of this story is*

What if I... did something evil?

// *thinks about resetting price*

Hey if a place is haunted and you blow it up do you blow up the ghosts or are they just dispersed over a larger area now

Logging back on to twitter dot com like

[*Click*] [Several seconds of nothing.] [Two quiet voices barely audible over the sound of the tape. Price and Emil.] We should leave. "Huh?" London. We should leave London. "Alright, I'll bite. What's a London?" Oh shut up. "Why do you wanna leave?" Why stay? [*Click*]