I fucking HATE basements. I can’t. I have to go. Bye.

So far I’ve only seen one episode of 𝙲𝚊𝚜𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚁𝚘𝚌𝚔 season 2 and I can’t. So good.

I love it when I get multiple chopsticks for the sushi and apps I ordered but alas...it’s just for me

Just asked my mom what song she has been whistling for the past 2 hours and turns out she HASN’T been whistling and now my house is haunted.

I’ve been awake for 15 minutes and my mom has told me to go away 3 times. Happy Thanksgiving 🤗

I wish I had a twin I consumed in the womb. It’s not fair. You don’t know that you didn’t. Thank you for letting me dream.

this dimension is hard enough. i can’t fucking entertain aliens and their shit.

A podcast I’m listening pronounced Versailles as versales...and said that the victim had a portable can of pepper spray. Isn’t that the ONLY kind of pepper spray?

that’s the most haunted duck in the state of georgia

I’m trying real hard to finish this flat earth docu...I have so many questions for these people

I fell asleep twice in the sun today and only the second time ended with a bloody nose.

Whenever I see a cowboy hat I become irrationally upset.

.Georgia Hardstark was not wrong

“I didn’t get kicked out…I was highly encouraged to leave” #BacheloretteParty #Nashville

I actually watched the Vikings game and it ended exactly how I imagined

I just heard someone refer to Rage Against The Machine as “woke” and now I’m dead

Fuck Elon Musk.

I hate that I’m back on this shit show of a platform…but people still use it I guess?

I don’t give a shit about this man. Can it not be on my news feed?