getting recruited for the military is lowkey like thinking the stripper loves you

baby wake up new joke dropped. aw but come on it's really funny. no don't send me to the basement please. i won't do it again i'm sorry.

Asking Pearson if he'll make something other than ozempic stew every single night and getting into a big fight in the middle of camp because what's he supposed to make with the three possums and a squirrel he got to work with

do you think my cat thinks i’m a really big cat or she’s a really small human

It’s so interesting how these people respond Option 1: call you a retard or other adjacent slur Option 2: “it’s not real so it doesn’t count” Option 3: “well if you’ve ever killed someone in GTA you’re just as bad” They have a weird fascination with GTA I don’t get it 😭😭

who was telling susan grimshaw she was ugly are we fucking crazy

bf who knows his ssn x gf who doesnt know her ssn

If you hate Zack you will go to hell. If you hate Aerith you will go to hell. If you hate Tifa you will go to hell.

how it feels trying to play gta online in a public server

nelly ummm…. behind you

white people be like that burger really hit the spot

we found love in a burger place

im so happy i found you in this lifetime

✮⋆˙ ( #kirarahoshi #jjk )

burgers with benefits

no fucking way otto passed r u joking. i hope jerma is doing well with his passing :(