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The Lolbster

@lolbster

SQL Analyst & Ad-Hoc Reporting Expert. Former writer & editor, still a gamer/science fan. Born, raised & reside in Cali. Public Relations BA - CSU Sacramento.

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BREAKING: Disney hits back HARD at Ron DeSantis and the GOP — says that Florida can't legally dissolve its self-governing district unless the state pays off the district's $1 billion debts due to a pledge in the original 1967 law. RT IF YOU STAND WITH DISNEY AGAINST THE GOP!

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If Ted Cruz and Greg Abbott really cared about the children who were killed in Texas today, they would CANCEL their speaking gigs at the NRA conference in Houston this coming Friday.

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Hi, NASA NASA JPL or whomever reads these things on your team... WTF is going on with the map on your website: nasa.gov/audience/forst… A lot of countries are just ocean to you guys, eh? Wild stuff.

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The weirdest thing that happens in my yard on a regular basis is a Thaumatophyllum bipinnatifidum sending up a new leaf. Inside the canopy in the 1st, outside the canopy in the 2nd. #plants #plantslovers #gardening #Weird

The weirdest thing that happens in my yard on a regular basis is a Thaumatophyllum bipinnatifidum sending up a new leaf. Inside the canopy in the 1st, outside the canopy in the 2nd.

#plants #plantslovers #gardening #Weird
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Fuck you, Senator Joe Manchin. You're a disgrace to this country. Burning coal will eventually kill off all of your descendants. But don't worry, you wont be around to watch it happen because it'll get you first! Jackass. I hope the air quality affects you every day.

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It doesn't even surprise me that #MarjorieNaziGreene is trending. It's blatant truth and she's pretty open about being a nationalist whackjob. What was the pardon for, Nazi?

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Thank you Mark Cuban for making prescription drugs available for reasonable prices. A friend of mine who has been spending ~$800 a month on his meds can now reduce his meds cost to ~$25 a month. Your team made his life more livable. Thank you for CostPlusDrugs.com #healthcare

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Kind of makes you wonder why Jim Cramer loves his owners so much. It can't be Stockholm syndrome, right? #SendAKindWordToJimCramerToday

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Who knew Reuters editors were also incredible memers. What a Headline/Picture combo, dear lord. Give a raise to whatever editor did this. #AlexJones #SandyHookJusticeNow #Headlines #editors

Who knew <a href="/Reuters/">Reuters</a> editors were also incredible memers. What a Headline/Picture combo, dear lord. Give a raise to whatever editor did this.
 #AlexJones #SandyHookJusticeNow #Headlines #editors
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Hey, if you live in NSW, Australia... Please vote. Sounds like koalas are gonna get fucking hosed if you don't vote. I don't live there I just don't like nature getting steamrolled. Also hello from California! Hope your Summer has been nice, now gimme! #NSWvotes #NSWVotes2023

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Here this man Elon Musk in 2023 can't figure out how to keep his rocket pad from exploding when firing a rocket at it. Oof. I think there's a really clear solution here that is being overlooked. You could even have the environment benefit if you built it right. Would be neat!

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How vain of humanity it is... to think that we will soon create an artificial superintelligence, and yet the thing it would hyper-fixate on in the universe would be: us. Any sentient machine would see the Universe, and marvel. Galaxies might be more in its purview.

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Denmark's Queen Margrethe II: abdicates Peter Serafinowicz nine letter word: "ab-dic-ates" Thanks for this moment, living in my head. reuters.com/world/europe/d…

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Weirdest #conspiracy I've seen about the #debate that sounds plausible: Somebody had the same kind of devices that cause #HavanaSyndrome in the stage area, and frmr-pres had a preventative device to protect him from the impact. Certainly explains the bizarre robotic #moderators.

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Kamala Harris will be a decent president not because anyone explicitly wants her, but because she will run a government checked in its power and bounded by the rules of law. Because that is what our system is, and will be, unless #project2025 happens and we change it all. #VOTE.

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Some idiot thinks he's the kekius maximus. Bet he didn't even play the game 'kek' originates from. Cannot be the maximus. Trollius Dumbius, perhaps.